BLUE LADY

This is a story about a sociopath finding his own solution to a problem he had no chance of solving on his own. The story is a glimpse into obsession overtaking unreasonable intentions. And the absurdity plays out through a single event – when Dick meets Jack.

The movie opens with a chance encounter at a rest stop along a little-used stretch of Interstate. Dick is a farmer, and loves working with soil. Jack is a military man, traveling home from a formal event. We soon learn, the “chance” part in their encounter is mostly Jack’s, and that self-fulfilled fantasy is what Dick seems to thrive on. The encounter quickly turns ugly, and Jack receives an extraordinary rendition. Against a backdrop of absurd and disorienting shifts in sonic and visual imagery, Jack is beaten, forcefully abducted and taken to Dick’s secluded farmhouse.

Dick has another obsession. He loves to dress up as a bunny. He enjoys the irony expressed during the confrontation and capture, and the sweet and sexually-ridiculous “cute” that is part of his sense of “doing the world a service.”

And Dick likes to grow things. He loves the feel of soil. He finds his own world when planting, and tends to sow more than he reaps. But this inner-space he finds is often broken by a harsh awakening into the other world he inhabits. Here he lives in the realities of hiding from an outside world he no longer trusts and, as he’s fully aware, shouldn’t trust him. But Dick has learned to disregard and overrule any connection to his conscience. When conscience inconveniently enters in, the voice that reaches him is always, in the end, cast-off and ignored.

On this night, while doing some planting, Dick is thrown back unusually hard into his other reality. And here, we discover the fate of Jack. He’s been “planted” waist deep, and deep-shackled beneath rich, fertile soil – the only kind of soil Dick can tolerate. As Dick struggles to regain his senses, he immediately seizes the moment to confront Jack, and put him through the paces from where things had left off. In his battered state, Jack has been forced to memorize and recite a piece of bad French poetry, written by Dick himself. But the words, never understood by Jack, are well designed, and effective in breaking down his will. Dick has finally got him!

As Jack continues on, the greater scene begins to reveal his recital more as a ritual, undertaken by those abducted before him. We find that he’s become the latest addition to a miserable, yet well-tended, garden of implants – all of them authority figures in some form, and each laden with live and flowering plants. All have been costumed-out as Dick’s sexually-idealized vignette. This is where Dick’s sense of justice, humor, and his younger days of gay clubbing all meet. He’s teaching them how the world needs to change. He’s showing them where they went wrong along the way.

As the story winds down, it winds up, and the edgy peculiarity and visceral aesthetic find its way to a far more colorful and festive setting. We now know that Dick has been doing this for a long time. And though he hangs on to a shadow-image of his original intent, he now does it for himself, and his well-developed fantasies and obsessions. Dick enjoys donning his bunny suit and celebrating as master of his world. And his lovely, flowering implants are willing to celebrate with him.

AMORPHOPHALLUS TITANUM
THE CORPSE FLOWER

Native to the Sumatran Rainforests and a central player in our tale.

Amorphophallus titanum (from Ancient Greek amorphos, "without form, misshapen" + phallos, "phallus", and titan, "giant" ), known as the titan arum, is a flowering plant with the largest unbranched inflorescence in the world. The titan arum's inflorescence is not as large as that of the talipot palm, Corypha umbraculifera, but the inflorescence of the talipot palm is branched rather than unbranched.

Due to its odor, which is reminiscent of the smell of a decomposing mammal, the titan arum is characterized as a carrion flower, and is also known as the corpse flower, or corpse plant (Indonesian: bunga bangkai – bunga means flower, while bangkai can be translated as corpse, cadaver, or carrion). For the same reason, the title corpse flower is also attributed to the genus Rafflesia which, like the titan arum, grows in the rainforests of Sumatra.

The titan arum's inflorescence can reach over 3 meters (10 ft) in height. Like the related cuckoo pint and calla lily, it consists of a fragrant spadix of flowers wrapped by a spathe, which looks like a large petal. In the case of the titan arum, the spathe is green on the outside and dark burgundy red on the inside, and deeply furrowed. The spadix is hollow and resembles a large loaf of French bread. Down inside the sheath of the spathe the spadix bears two rings of small flowers.

The upper ring bears the male flowers, the lower ring is spangled with bright red-orange carpels. The "fragrance" of the titan arum resembles rotting meat, attracting carrion-eating beetles and flesh flies (family Sarcophagidae) that pollinate it. The inflorescence's deep red color and texture contribute to the illusion that the spathe is a piece of meat. During bloom, the tip of the spadix is approximately human body temperature, which helps the perfume volatilize; this heat is also believed to assist in the illusion that attracts carcass-eating insects.

Both male and female flowers grow in the same inflorescence. The female flowers open first, then a day or two following, the male flowers open. This usually prevents the flower from self-pollinating.
After the flower dies back, a single leaf, which reaches the size of a small tree, grows from the underground corm. The leaf grows on a somewhat green stalk that branches into three sections at the top, each containing many leaflets. The leaf structure can reach up to 6 meters (20 ft) tall and 5 meters (16 ft) across. Each year, the old leaf dies and a new one grows in its place. When the corm has stored enough energy, it becomes dormant for about four months. Then, the process repeats.

The corm is the largest known, typically weighing around 50 kilograms (110 lb). When a specimen at the Princess of Wales Conservatory, Kew Gardens, was repotted after its dormant period, the weight was recorded as 91 kilograms (200 lb).In 2006, a corm in the Botanical Garden of Bonn, Germany was recorded at 117 kilograms (260 lb).

The titan arum grows in the wild only in the equatorial rainforests of Sumatra, Indonesia. It was first scientifically described in 1878 by Italian botanist Odoardo Beccari. The plant flowers only infrequently in the wild and even more rarely when cultivated. It first flowered in cultivation at the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew in London, in 1889, with over 100 cultivated blossoms since then. The first documented flowerings in the United States were at New York Botanical Garden in 1937 and 1939.

This flowering also inspired the designation of the titan arum as the official flower of the Bronx in 1939, only to be replaced in 2000 by the day lily. The number of cultivated plants has increased in recent years, and it is not uncommon for there to be five or more flowering events in gardens around the world in a single year. The titan arum is more commonly available to the advanced gardener due to pollination techniques.

The popular name "titan arum" was invented by the broadcaster and naturalist Sir David Attenborough for his BBC series The Private Life of Plants, in which the flowering and pollination of the plant were filmed for the first time. Attenborough felt that constantly referring to the plant as Amorphophallus on a popular TV documentary would be inappropriate.

In 2003, the tallest bloom in cultivation, some 2.74 m (8 ft 11 in) high, was achieved at the Botanical Garden of the University of Bonn in Germany. The event was acknowledged by Guinness World Record. On 20 October 2005, this record was broken at the botanical and zoological garden Wilhelma in Stuttgart, Germany; the bloom reached a height of 2.94 m (9 ft 6 in). The record was broken again by Louis Ricciardiello, whose specimen measured 3.1 m (10 ft 2.25 in) tall on 18 June 2010, when it was on display at Winnipesaukee Orchids in Gilford, New Hampshire, USA. This event, too, was acknowledged by Guinness World Records.

In cultivation, the Titan Arum generally requires 7–10 years of vegetative growth before blooming for the first time. After its initial blooming, there can be considerable variation in blooming frequency. Some plants may not bloom again for another 7–10 years while others may bloom every two to three years. There have also been documented cases of back-to-back blooms occurring within a year and corms simultaneously sending up both a leaf (or two) and an inflorescence. There has also been an occasion when a corm produced multiple simultaneous blooms.

The spathe generally begins to open between mid-afternoonand late evening and remains open all night. At this time, the female flowers are receptive to pollination. Although most spathes begin to wilt within twelve hours, some have been known to remain open for 24–48 hours. As the spathe wilts, the female flowers lose receptivity to pollination.

Self-pollination is normally considered impossible, but in 1999, Huntington Botanical Garden botanists hand-pollinated their plant with its own pollen from ground-up male flowers. The procedure was successful, resulting in fruit and ten fertile seeds from which several seedlings eventually were produced.Additionally, a Titan Arum at Gustavus Adolphus College unexpectedly produced viable seed through self-pollination in 2011.

As the spathe gradually opens, the spadix releases powerful odors to attract pollinators. The potency of the aroma gradually increases from late evening until the middle of the night and then tapers off as morning arrives.

Analyses of chemicals released by the spadix show the “stench” includes dimethyl trisulfide (limburger cheese), dimethyl disulfide, trimethylamine (rotting fish), isovaleric acid (sweaty socks), benzyl alcohol (sweet floral scent), phenol (like Chloraseptic), and indole (like mothballs).

A celebrity of the plant world,
Amorphophallus Titanum, or "Corpse Flower,"

is a rare bloom that's native to Indonesia and known for
the extreme smell that it emits when it opens.

Last week at the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens, "the Titan," as it's also sometimes known, bloomed for the first time in New York since 1939. Cultivated from seed for over 10 years, the plant grows at a rate of up to six inches daily in its final days, emits the infamous odor for approximately eight hours, and collapses in a matter of days. Cool Hunting's 46th episode takes you on site to see the flower up close, and hear the curator, vice president, botanist and security guard at Brooklyn's botanical gardens share their personal experiences and the history of one of the most bizarre natural wonders of the world.